My first post (ever!) is, unfortunately, WoW-related, and mainly a placeholder so that I can show a fairly amusing conversation I had with a Game Master last night with some WoW friends that are not members of my current guild, and therefore cannot access it via the forums...

So, without further ado...

[07/16/2009]
02:03 [Mehmjei]: *Smoke, lasers, pandas, and rock music erupt as Game Master Mehmjei appears* Why hello there Vendredi. If you have a moment, I would like to talk about your ticket ^^
02:03 [Vendredi]: ZOMG!!!!!!!! It's a GM!
02:04 [Mehmjei]: Hello Vendredi, it is I, a GM =)
02:04 [Vendredi]: Complete with pandas, no less.
02:04 [Mehmjei]: And lasers =P
02:04 [Vendredi]: Pandas > lasers!
02:04 [Mehmjei]: Pandas with lasers?
02:05 [Vendredi]: Can they have cowboy hats?
02:05 [Mehmjei]: Why not, they have lasers already =)
02:05 [Vendredi]: /happy
02:06 [Mehmjei]: Hurray! =) Alrighty, about your ticket though.
02:06 [Vendredi]: Pandas != Owlchickens, though, and they have lasers... but yeah, ticket.
02:06 [Mehmjei]: You said you learned a pet by accident?
02:06 [Vendredi]: Yes, on this character... those sneaky accidental right-clicks!
02:06 [Mehmjei]: Argh, darn them >.<
02:07 [Mehmjei]: I'm afraid I don't have good news though =(
02:07 [Vendredi]: NOOOOOOOOOO.
02:07 [Vendredi]: /facepalm
02:07 [Mehmjei]: I'm sorry ;; We are just unable to unlearn a pet once it has already been learned =(
02:08 [Vendredi]: Awww... that's terribly terribly upsetting...
02:08 [Vendredi]: One step further away from my fawn on my lock :'(
02:08 [Vendredi]: I don't wanna farm it againnn.
02:09 [Mehmjei]: I'm sure you will get it again. I'm rooting for you! ^^
02:09 [Vendredi]: Will it help if I make puppy dog eyes?? And cry giant girl tears?
02:09 [Vendredi]: /sniffle
02:10 [Mehmjei]: But then I will end up making sand puppy eyes and crying little girl sadness =(
02:10 [Vendredi]: What is a sand puppy? JK
02:11 [Vendredi]: Well, we could have a pet pity party together
02:11 [Mehmjei]: That will be the saddest party I will ever go to ;;
02:11 [Vendredi]: Too bad you can't make it drop for me on my warlock... >.>
02:12 [Mehmjei]: We can pretend that I can. So when you do get it, you can thank me =P
02:12 [Vendredi]: That sounds like a terrible plan, but I find myself powerless to resist..
02:12 [Vendredi]: I'm going to go cry in the corner now, quite literally.
02:13 [Mehmjei]: Contrary to popular beliefs, crying in the corner doesn't help. Weeping in public is a much better solution, and can be more enjoyable.
02:13 [Mehmjei]: I say that with experience! >.>
02:13 [Vendredi]: I play WoW. What is this "public" you speak of?
02:14 [Mehmjei]: Lan center? =P
02:14 [Vendredi]: Pwnd.
02:14 [Vendredi]: :]
02:14 [Mehmjei]: Your robot smiles make me happy =]
02:15 [Vendredi]: Robots > Pandas, even those with lasers and cowboy hats...
02:15 [Mehmjei]: Robot pandas with laser cowboy hats?
02:16 [Vendredi]: *explodes*
02:16 [Mehmjei]: Hehe =P
02:17 [Vendredi]: I know! Make Razorgore drop it... >.>
02:18 [Mehmjei]: Just drop it in his pocket for you? =P
02:18 [Vendredi]: Yes!
02:19 [Vendredi]: He's a dragon, it's a whelpling... /satisfied
02:19 [Mehmjei]: Be careful not to damage it while you are killing him =P
02:19 [Vendredi]: I'll protect it!
02:19 [Vendredi]: PW:S!!!
02:20 [Mehmjei]: Panda Word: Shield it is!
02:20 [Vendredi]: EEEEE!
02:20 [Vendredi]: You should come to BWL and dance with me then and I will be sufficiently mollified.
02:21 [Mehmjei]: I would, but I'm not fully clothe for the occasion, and I don't need to embarrass myself further =O
02:22 [Mehmjei]: Can I just dance here?
02:22 [Mehmjei]: 7(^.^)L Doing the Egyptian!
02:23 [Vendredi]: I won't look!
02:24 [Vendredi]: Throw on a Festive Purple Dress or the Winter Clothes!
02:25 [Vendredi]: Er, Lovely Purple Dress.
02:25 [Mehmjei]: I don't think I have any of those =O
02:26 [Vendredi]: You're a GM.. the World (of Warcraft) is at your fingertips.
02:27 [Mehmjei]: I'm afraid I am a GM that lost his fingertips a long time ago O.O
02:28 [Vendredi]: Sharp objects!
02:28 [Mehmjei]: I've replaced them with candy!
02:28 [Mehmjei]: Mehmjei Candy-hands =)
02:28 [Vendredi]: That soundsh like a stellar plan!
02:28 [Vendredi]: New title, IMO.
02:29 [Mehmjei]: Vendredi Candy-hands!
02:29 [Vendredi]: Look, you've driven me to drink over this Whelpling... :[
02:29 [Mehmjei]: Well you need to stay hydrated, or you will die.
02:30 [Mehmjei]: So I guess I am saving your life =)
02:30 [Vendredi]: Infallible logic.
02:30 [Vendredi]: ...but not.
02:31 [Mehmjei]: It's okay, you will appreciate it later on down the line b(^.^)d
02:31 [Vendredi]: O.o at that face!
02:31 [Mehmjei]: Thumbs up, carrot face man?
02:32 [Vendredi]: Heehee..
02:32 [Mehmjei]: You heehee'd, I win =)
02:33 [Vendredi]: I don't see you here dancing yet.. this is a travesty!
02:34 [Mehmjei]: I also don't know how =(
02:34 [Vendredi]: To dance?
02:34 [Mehmjei]: Don't rub it in ;;
02:35 [Vendredi]: It's okay, I've been enjoying some [Kungaloosh], I just THINK I can..
02:35 [Mehmjei]: And you think everyone thinks you can too =P
02:35 [Vendredi]: Of course, I'm a girl, so people will pretend I can, even if I most certainly can't (which is the case)..
02:36 [Mehmjei]: The Kungaloosh helps, most certainly ^^
02:37 [Vendredi]: There is no Whelpling on Razorgore!!!!! /emonerdchickrage
02:38 [Vendredi]: What am I going to do with [Mantle of the Blackwing Cabal]? That is a terrible substitute!
02:38 [Mehmjei]: You were too strong and destroyed it =(
02:38 [Vendredi]: You can still redeem yourself.. Vaelastrasz?
02:39 [Mehmjei]: Oh, he has no pockets for me to place it in.
02:40 [Vendredi]: Just tie it to his tail... everyone knows not to stand by dragon tails.
02:40 [Mehmjei]: That explains it!
02:41 [Vendredi]: That doesn't explain anything!
02:41 [Mehmjei]: Oh no, I am getting the move along signal from an evil looking hammer =(
02:41 [Vendredi]: In all seriousness, farming pets and competing with bots is t3h sux.
02:42 [Mehmjei]: It does, and really wish I could have helped with your pet =(
02:42 [Vendredi]: Meh... can you escape the evil Hammer of Doom and still slip in a quick joke?
02:43 [Mehmjei]: Mmm, what do you call a cow that jumped over a barb-wired fence?
02:43 [Mehmjei]: Utter destruction!
02:43 [Vendredi]: Hmm.
02:44 [Vendredi]: That's pretty bad.
02:44 [Mehmjei]: You know you like it =)
02:45 [Vendredi]: I'm not convinced, I demand another!
02:45 [Mehmjei]: What's brown and sticky?
02:45 [Vendredi]: All of my responses are terribly inappropriate so I'll wait for the punch line..
02:45 [Mehmjei]: A stick!
02:45 [Vendredi]: Oh, that's already on wowbash.. FAIL.
02:46 [Mehmjei]: But you didn't get it =P
02:46 [Vendredi]: I was healing things! BWL is srs bzns.
02:47 [Mehmjei]: Then I won't take up more time so you can get back to business =P It was nice to meet you Vendredi.
02:47 [Vendredi]: OK, I'm getting teased in the Supression Chamber...
02:48 [Vendredi]: All these green Whelps... /cry
02:48 [Vendredi]: Farewell panda-GM.
02:48 [Mehmjei]: Farewell Candy-hands! ^^
Good luck with all your worldly drops! Feel free to send any comments to wowgmfeedback-us@blizzard.com. *Mehmjei flies away on a trail of sparkles, cakes, and lasers, pew pew*